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Smackdown Results 04-29-99 The show starts, and the ring announcer announces Stephanie and Vince McMahon to the ring. Vince McMahon is the owner of the company, and he's ran the company successfully for two decades. Vince gets in the ring, and says he's proud to be standing before everyone tonight, and even more proud to be standing next to his daughter. Vince says he's proud of his personal accomplishments, but not his business accomplishments. The fans start chanting "Asshole, asshole!" and Vince admits to being an asshole, and he says hopefully he can change. Vince says that in his business life, there's no question that he has been ruthless, and uncaring to others. Vince says he is going to take control of his own company, and he is going to compete to get his company back. Vince McMahon thanks Ken Shamrock, The Big Show Paul Wight and none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin for helping his daughter get away from the Undertaker. Stephanie says she would like to personally thank, Ken Shamrock, The Big Show and most importantly Stone Cold Steve Austin, for helping her with the Undertaker on Monday night. Stephanie says she was taken against her will, stripped of her clothes and dressed in a black gown for an unholy wedding. Stephanie says she never felt so powerless and violated in all her life. She says that the Undertaker kept touching her and whispering in her ears that she was his, and there is nothing that she could have done about it. Stephanie says from the bottom of her heart and soul, for whatever reason she did it, she thanks him. Stephanie says that she hopes the Undertaker burns in hell! Vince starts to make a promise to Stone Cold Steve Austin tonight, but then The Corporation's music comes on and Shane McMahon comes to the ring with what's left of the Corporation. As soon as Shane gets in the ring, the fans give him the "Asshole, asshole!" chant. Shane asks Vince what he's doing here, and he says never mind, he doesn't want to hear it. Shane asks Vince if he thought that Shane wouldn't have been there for his sister if something would have happened. Shane asks Vince what kind of a human he thinks he is. Vince starts telling him what he thinks of Shane, and Shane tells him to shut his mouth. Shane says that all the sudden Vince is out here apologizing for how he runs his business, and Shane says it makes him sick to hear that he's thanking Stone Cold Steve Austin. Shane says he doesn't give a rats ass about daddy's little girl, Stone Cold or Vince McMahon. Vince says that maybe Shane should give a rats ass about this. Vince goes to his his son, Shane but Chyna and Triple H stop him. Shane says that Vince better get his attitude out of Shane's face, before he slaps the wrinkles out of Vince's face. Shane tells Vince to leave with his little girl. Vince says that Shane may be a man one day, but tonight he's acting like a little boy. Shane says to let this wonder boy show you to the door! Vince and Stephanie McMahon leave the ring, and apparently they are going to leave the arena as Shane tells him to go home and watch the rest of Smackdown on television. The fans give Shane McMahon the "Asshole, asshole!" chant again. Shane says that he needs to get down to business, and he says there is two thorns in his side, and that's the so called people's champ, The Rock, and Stone Cold Steve Austin. Shane says that since they both have had a nice history together, and they want to tear each other's heads off, tonight in this very ring Stone Cold Steve Austin will be teamed up with the Brahma bull, The Rock. Shane says he needs some opponents for Austin and The Rock and he looks for volunteers, and Triple H volunteers. The Bossman and Chyna also volunteer, but Shane doesn't choose them, and he says "Are there any takers?" The Undertaker's music then comes on, and The Undertaker shows up on the Titantron and says that Austin ruined it this past Monday, and he was only moments away from making Stephanie his servant. The Undertaker says that Austin stuck his nose where it had no business. So it will be the Undertaker and Triple H going against Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock! Shane asks why all of this happens, and it's because Shane McMahon said so to steal a line from the Rattlesnake.
The Rock is backstage, and he says that the Rattlesnake wants some of his electricity. The Rock says he is going to have to make a bunch of candy asses famous tonight! Kevin Kelly is backstage with the Blue Blazer, and he says it's been a while since he's been in the WWF. The Blue Blazer says he's back, because the WWF needs him back. Kevin Kelly asks him why, and he calls him Owen. The Blue Blazer says he is looking for Owen Hart, too! The Blue Blazer says there is too much cleavage, and that Val guy, and he is going to be here to save the day! The Blue Blazer says that the WWF needs a super hero like the Blue Blazer, one that could protect good from evil. "To all my little Blue Blazers, take your vitamins, say your prayers and drink your milk!"
The Rock comes out, and he comes to the ring unexpectedly and he doesn't look ready to wrestle yet as the match is later on tonight. So The Rock obviously has something on his mind. The Rock names Shane McMahon and Triple H, and he says last Monday on RAW, they decided to check both of their candy asses into the Smackdown Hotel! The Rock says that he is going to break bad news to the roody poo candy asses, that they damn sure checked in, and they will damn sure check out, but they don't check out without a departing gift from The Rock which is a fist in their mouth, and a foot in their ass! The Rock then talks about Stone Cold Steve Austin, and how they are going to be a Tag Team tonight. The Rock says they aren't buddies, or friends and The Rock says that if Austin goes out of line, The Rock will stick his horns up Austin's ass! Stone Cold Steve Austin's music comes on, and the WWF Champion, Steve Austin comes to the ring with a mic and he's obviously got a little to say! As Austin does his usual 4 corners bit, he gives The Rock the middle finger. Austin says that The Rock talks a lot of trash, and Austin says that The Rock will always be some punk kid running around spitting out nursery rhymes. Austin says he will knock The Rock's stupid horns off of his head, and as he's trash talking The Rock the Corporation's music comes on and Shane comes out to the Smackdown Stage with a mic. Shane says isn't that cute, The Rock and Austin can't get along! Shane says that is perfect, because his plan is getting bigger and better as we speak. The lights go out and the Undertaker's music comes on, and he stands by the side of Shane McMahon! Shane asks Austin and The Rock if they understand, if they are beginning to feel the power. Shane says let me help spell it out some more. The Corporation and the Ministry all show up on the Stage, and it looks like they've joined forces! Shane tells Austin and The Rock that this is the Corporate Ministry! Shane says that Austin and The Rock better get it together and change their strategy. The odds are totally stacked against Austin and The Rock. Kevin Kelly is with the WWF Tag Team Champions, and he is talking to them about what happened this past Monday where Kane gave X-Pac two choke slams in one night. Kevin Kelly asks X-Pac how they are going to work as a team. X-Pac says it's going to be unpredictable out there, since Kane likes things that way.
They show footage of Sable's busy schedule, she's been on so many shows, and she's in Hollywood! Sable was on the Howard Stern Show, she was in Playboy Magazine, and she's been on so many different shows. Kevin Kelly is backstage with the New Age Outlaws, and he asks them if they feel awkward taking on X-Pac tonight. The Road Dog says tonight it will get a little wacky, because X-Pac is a friend of his. Billy Gunn says there is no friends when it comes to the titles, yo.
The New Age Outlaws vs. Kane and X-Pac (c) Stone Cold Steve Austin is backstage, and he's getting ready for the big Tag Team match later tonight, he is teaming up with The Rock, and they're going against Triple H and the Undertaker. The Road Dog and Billy Gunn are backstage, and Billy is angry that they lost the match and didn't become Tag Team Champions. WWF officials separate the two as Billy Gunn says there are going to be no more matches. Dok Hendrix is in the ring, and he introduces The Brood to the ring, and they are going to apparently say something tonight. Dok says the fans have waited for ever for the Brood to break their silence. Gangrel says that the Brood is unspoken by choice, then later it was forbidden by the Undertaker. Gangrel says the Undertaker's thoughts and feelings weren't the same as theirs. Gangrel says that they live their life by what they are, and what they believe in. Dok says that some say they don't understand the Brood's lifestyle. Dok says that others say the Brood is off the charts. Edge says they will understand, understanding is just a matter of time. The power lies within the Brood, and it's up to them to find it. Edge says they are who they are, the unholy trio, and they will become what they will become. For those who believe will follow, for those who don't merely exist. Edge suggests to Dok to beware and take care, because the freaks come out at night! Dok says he doesn't know what these guys are smoking, and Dok says that these guys are nothing more than a gimmick, they are trying to get attention on themselves. Gangrel says this isn't a gimmick, and they know who they are, and what they are capable of. Gangrel says that Dok is confused, and he calls him by his real name, Michael. Dok was a part of the legendary Fabulous Freebirds in the 80s. The lights go out and the Brood give Dok Hendrix a blood bath!
Bradshaw vs. Ken Shamrock
Billy Gunn is backstage, and he found X-Pac and he starts beating up on him. Kane shows up and gets Billy Gunn off of X-Pac and Billy leaves the locker room. The Rock, the people's champion is backstage, and he's heading towards the arena as well as Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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